You said I could never write the great American novel. Well LOOK at me. I look like a guy who wrote that novel and died in a drinking related accident. Tragically the novel was in the car when I killed that boat full of orphans and puppies. (Yes, I was airborne and yes it sank. The puppies survived, THANKFULLY... until the orphans ate them. Why do you think their parents gave them away? Filthy dog eaters! Don't worry...the orphans all choked to death on dog bones.) #novel #books #bookstagram #writer #mustache #losangeles #greatamericannovel #puppies #orphans #death #hatchethall #westside #raymondchandler