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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Join my friends and I, June 19, 2020 at 12 Kings Pub so we can “protest” some smiles out of you!
Where: 12 Kings Pub,  395 Kingsway, Vancouver
When: June 19, 2020 - Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm
How: $20
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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Join my friends and I, June 19, 2020 at 12 Kings Pub so we can “protest” some smiles out of you! Where: 12 Kings Pub, 395 Kingsway, Vancouver When: June 19, 2020 - Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm How: $20 Ticket info in bio! . . . . . #ontario #comedypodcast #comedy #funny #comedyvids #jokeoftheday #comedianlife #vancouverbc #dailyhive #standupcomedyshow #memes #vancouverdowntown #vancouvercanada #jokesfordays #humor #calgary #vancity #comedian #standupcomic #comedypage #fun #love #comedysketch #northvancouver #kitsilano #رقص #britishcolumbia #standup #canada #jokes via @hashtagexpert

I love Anime games! So I was very happy that a lovely friend got me this game, 💥One Punch Man:  a Hero Nobody Knows💥 loved the humor of the anime, so I hope I see allot back from it in the game!

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I love Anime games! So I was very happy that a lovely friend got me this game, 💥One Punch Man: a Hero Nobody Knows💥 loved the humor of the anime, so I hope I see allot back from it in the game! #onepunchman #ps4 #playstation #bandainamco #anime #fightgame #humor #lovely #funny #present #punch #japan #animegame #ps4collection #awesome #dailypost #instagame #gamestagram #happy #the_ngamefreak

🧡 Totalmente imperfectos 🧡 🌟🌟🌟🌟 SPOILER 🌟🌟🌟🌟 —Como me sigas tocando la moral me instalo en tu casa día y noche y voy a ser tu peor pesadilla —me amenaza.
—Creo que le gustas. —Síndrome preadolescente obsesivo-sexual despertando en tres, dos... uno.
—No, cielo. Ángel es mi entrenador personal y se toma muy en serio su trabajo —le explico a Óliver, porque Ángel parece enfadado, la broma se me ha ido de las manos y está mosqueado de verdad.
—¿Qué es un entrenador personal? —pregunta Ruimán.
—Alguien que te ayuda a hacer deporte para ponerte en forma —explico de forma sencilla.
—Pero tú estás gorda, tía Marti —lo suelta así, sin anestesia ni nada—. Bueno, gordita, como dice mami.
Ángel se parte la caja a mi espalda mientras me giro para mirar al pequeño mocoso, a «mami» le voy a decir yo cuatro cosas cuando la pille.
—Ya, cosas que pasan —respondo.
—Bueno, hazme caso de una vez que a este paso no salimos del supermercado. Comidas precocinadas, cero —interviene Ángel.
—Pero ¡esto es una ensalada! —protesto cuando me quita de la mano la que he cogido por tercera vez de la nevera.
—¡Con bacon y cebolla frita, alma de cántaro!
—Quin biquin i cibilli friti, ilmi di quintiri —refunfuño, Ruimán se ríe, y Ángel, pasando absolutamente de mi actitud infantil, coge una lechuga, tomate, cebolla…, y me cruzo de brazos—. No tengo tiempo para cocinar, por eso compro estas cosas que ya vienen listas.
—Trabajas de jueves a domingo y de noche —sentencia sin parar de meter cosas en el carro, ni me mira, el muy capullo.
—Pero soy madre de familia numerosa —rechisto, eso tiene que contar, aunque sea de forma momentánea—. ¿Eso qué carajo es?
—Son caquis, están riquísimos. —Los niños y yo lo miramos con un puchero.
—¿Saben a chocolate? —pregunto.
—Obviamente, no. —Me ignora y sigue cogiendo verdura y fruta de lo más variada.
—Entonces no está riquísimo —refunfuño por lo bajini. 🌟🌟🌟🌟 SPOILER 🌟🌟🌟🌟 ➡️ https://amzn.to/2GJOMf1

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🧡 Totalmente imperfectos 🧡 🌟🌟🌟🌟 SPOILER 🌟🌟🌟🌟 —Como me sigas tocando la moral me instalo en tu casa día y noche y voy a ser tu peor pesadilla —me amenaza. —Creo que le gustas. —Síndrome preadolescente obsesivo-sexual despertando en tres, dos... uno. —No, cielo. Ángel es mi entrenador personal y se toma muy en serio su trabajo —le explico a Óliver, porque Ángel parece enfadado, la broma se me ha ido de las manos y está mosqueado de verdad. —¿Qué es un entrenador personal? —pregunta Ruimán. —Alguien que te ayuda a hacer deporte para ponerte en forma —explico de forma sencilla. —Pero tú estás gorda, tía Marti —lo suelta así, sin anestesia ni nada—. Bueno, gordita, como dice mami. Ángel se parte la caja a mi espalda mientras me giro para mirar al pequeño mocoso, a «mami» le voy a decir yo cuatro cosas cuando la pille. —Ya, cosas que pasan —respondo. —Bueno, hazme caso de una vez que a este paso no salimos del supermercado. Comidas precocinadas, cero —interviene Ángel. —Pero ¡esto es una ensalada! —protesto cuando me quita de la mano la que he cogido por tercera vez de la nevera. —¡Con bacon y cebolla frita, alma de cántaro! —Quin biquin i cibilli friti, ilmi di quintiri —refunfuño, Ruimán se ríe, y Ángel, pasando absolutamente de mi actitud infantil, coge una lechuga, tomate, cebolla…, y me cruzo de brazos—. No tengo tiempo para cocinar, por eso compro estas cosas que ya vienen listas. —Trabajas de jueves a domingo y de noche —sentencia sin parar de meter cosas en el carro, ni me mira, el muy capullo. —Pero soy madre de familia numerosa —rechisto, eso tiene que contar, aunque sea de forma momentánea—. ¿Eso qué carajo es? —Son caquis, están riquísimos. —Los niños y yo lo miramos con un puchero. —¿Saben a chocolate? —pregunto. —Obviamente, no. —Me ignora y sigue cogiendo verdura y fruta de lo más variada. —Entonces no está riquísimo —refunfuño por lo bajini. 🌟🌟🌟🌟 SPOILER 🌟🌟🌟🌟 ➡️ https://amzn.to/2GJOMf1 #Totalmenteimperfectos #RaquelAntúnez #estreno #novedad #febrero2020 #novelaromántica #novelaerótica #humor #escritorascanarias #escritorasespañolas #leer #quéleer #libro #kindle #kindleunlimited #amazon #topventas #bestseller

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COMENTA AÍ O QUE NÃO PODE FALTAR NA NOSSA LIVE 👇 Sábado teremos uma live super especial no nosso canal do youtube, espero todos vocês lá pra gente se divertir, cantar e sorrir muito ❤🤩 Link do canal na bio 📲 . . . . . #fiquememcasa #live #sabado #comigo #humor #musica

Just curious?

Just curious?

“Here, take this,” Ari hands the leash to Ben before unzipping his fly in front of the tree that his dog had just marked, lifting his leg and staring Maebe in the eye to underscore whose tree it is.
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He zips back up, tucks in his tanktop, and retrieves the leash from Ben, everyone in Kalorama Park staring at the two of them.
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“Why did you do that?” Ben asks.
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“Dog needs to be shown who’s boss every once in a while.”
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“I sent the video to Susie.”
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“What did she say?”
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“She said Ari is many great things, but he’s not a gentleman.”
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“What! She says I’m not a gentleman!” Ari’s hand shoots into his pocket for his phone, thumb scrolling feverishly through his contacts, pushing the call button five times even though it doesn’t speed anything up, shifting in place as the rings amount.
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“Hey Susie,” he says with faux-courtliness, “How ladylike of you to screen my call. I guess you only answer for gentlemen.”
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He returns his phone to his pocket, and the two roommates follow the dog to the next tree. “What a bitch,” Ari shakes his head.
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“Why do you care? You know you’re not a gentleman.”
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“I may not be outwardly dapper, but that’s how I identify, and it’s unfair of you to assign such rigid gender pronoun prefixes.”
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Maebe squats, three logs shooting out along with some dribble at the end.
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“Are you going to teach your dog another lesson?” Ben takes the leash.
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“Nah, one is enough for the day,” Ari bends down to clean up after his pet.
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Trans-Gentleman
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“Here, take this,” Ari hands the leash to Ben before unzipping his fly in front of the tree that his dog had just marked, lifting his leg and staring Maebe in the eye to underscore whose tree it is. • He zips back up, tucks in his tanktop, and retrieves the leash from Ben, everyone in Kalorama Park staring at the two of them. • “Why did you do that?” Ben asks. • “Dog needs to be shown who’s boss every once in a while.” • “I sent the video to Susie.” • “What did she say?” • “She said Ari is many great things, but he’s not a gentleman.” • “What! She says I’m not a gentleman!” Ari’s hand shoots into his pocket for his phone, thumb scrolling feverishly through his contacts, pushing the call button five times even though it doesn’t speed anything up, shifting in place as the rings amount. • “Hey Susie,” he says with faux-courtliness, “How ladylike of you to screen my call. I guess you only answer for gentlemen.” • He returns his phone to his pocket, and the two roommates follow the dog to the next tree. “What a bitch,” Ari shakes his head. • “Why do you care? You know you’re not a gentleman.” • “I may not be outwardly dapper, but that’s how I identify, and it’s unfair of you to assign such rigid gender pronoun prefixes.” • Maebe squats, three logs shooting out along with some dribble at the end. • “Are you going to teach your dog another lesson?” Ben takes the leash. • “Nah, one is enough for the day,” Ari bends down to clean up after his pet. • • • Trans-Gentleman by Philip Sopher • Like the story? Follow, share, and subscribe to the newsletter (link in bio)