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Lord, please grant me the speed of a 12 year old boy passing through a museum that cost £70 for a family ticket
@JacobTurnerArt @MisterABK It’s like if H.R Geiger and John Blanche had some horrible fantasy demon baby
Because there are ten - that’s TEN - nations taking part in this year’s Tokyo Olympics which prescribe the death penalty for homosexuality. They would literally execute Tom Daley. List available on request. Next ignorant question.
@HarperRomilly @piersmorgan Someone said they were going to chin Piers, but then they realised that they didn't have the time
@johnreppion From the same people who have an anti-evolutionary book out called “Birds are not dinosaurs”
@RNLI I find it strange that a lot of the same people having a go at you for helping immigrants were the same ones saying "all lives matter" 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
@RNLI Thanks @nigel_farage for reminding me what fantastic, selfless work @RNLI do. I've just donated and suggest that you do the same with some of that pile of roubles of yours.
@RNLI An excellent counterblast to the narrow-minded and stupid people who think the RNLI should make judgements about the people it rescues. ‘For those in peril on the sea’ is a universal mission, not one based on an arbitrary determination about who might qualify. We love the RNLI!
How kind and lovely everyone has been today. Thank you sooo much for the retweets and likes. We haven't officially launched yet, but the wave of love could whisk up into the sky any minute. The Dirigible Balloon is already a very special poetry place ... and that is down to you.
It’s been a rough old time on this website of late, but I’d just like to say that you can disagree with @jk_rowling’s opinions without sending her unacceptable threats of violence, and in a similar vein, you can disagree with mine without DMing me about how you hope I will die 👍