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are we going to talk about this trend of male comedians getting called satirical geniuses for doing cringe comedy meanwhile female cringe comedians get 1 million insults and death threats
One of my employees said he doesn’t wanna get married to his long term girlfriend because he doesn’t want her to “take half” .... I asked him what he had and now we’re sitting in silence.
@sarahschauer whenever i watch movies like this i think 'oh i would have killed myself in the first ten minutes'
@sarahschauer legit tho. i'm diabetic like... having to survive zombies AND finding insulin? fuck that.
@sarahschauer my mom said if the world was ending she would get a lot of wine for me and then she take all her anxiety meds
@sarahschauer Once had an Uber Driver preach Jesus, Liberty University, Billy Graham and Trump to me on my way to the airport m, then want to leave me at a chain link fence at the edge of the airfield by saying "You'll find the terminal." I was not having it after that lecture.
@sarahschauer I had a Lyft driver once force me and a friend to promise we would invest in gold before he let us leave the car, we did not invest in gold